Becoming an Irishman


      8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of
     "What's your name?", asked the teacher.
      "Mohammad," he replied.
      "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you
   will be known as Mike.
      " Mohammad returned home after school.
      "How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
      "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is
      "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your
   parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
      And his mother beat him. Then she called his father, who beat him
      The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of
   his bruises.
      "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
       "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two
   fucking Arabs."

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Hallo Peter,

danke f�r den sch�nen Witz. Ich kann zwar kein englisch aber den Sinn habe ich verstanden.
Den Witz gibt es auch auf deutsch. Da ist Mohammad ein Deutscher.

Viele Gr��e
Wolfgang E. H. Otto